i don't dance enough Tuesday, August 19, 2008

One of my favorite authors, Robert Fulghum, relayed a story about a wedding feast he attended on the island of Crete. He sat on the edge of the dancefloor - the only one not dancing. Finally an older woman came over to him and shared some sage advice that I thank Mr. Fulghum for passing on to me. Mr. Fulghum explained to the kind old grandmother that he did not want to look foolish by dancing a dance he did not know. To which her simple reply was, "Dance or no dance, we will think you foolish. So why not dance and have fun."

So why not dance?

I can't think of a good reason, especially after watching this video (higher quality video here).



If you enjoyed that you must go here and watch the filming of the Huli Wigmen segment.

14 things I was doing while not blogging this week Saturday, August 16, 2008

So it appears that I took a week long vacation from blogging. I'm not sure how that happened. In honor of my return I offer you "7 things I was doing" and "7 things I thought were interesting." Drum roll please!

Things I was doing:
no. 7:. watched more Olympics than I had planned on watching (thanks Meg)
no. 6:. worked (seriously)
no. 5:. watched Heather Headley perform - twice
no. 4:. tried (unsuccessfully) to get snot out of Memphis' nose with one of those blue bulb things
no. 3:. realized how hard it would be to be a single parent (Meg's on a mini-beach vacation)
no. 2:. found a whole new level of respect for single parents (Meg's mini-beach vacation is feeling less "mini" by the minute
no. 1:. held Memphis really tight and tried to kiss his big fat cheeks right off his face

Things I thought were interesting:
no. 7:. this video would be awesome if only John McCain was a weekly football game and not a candidate for President of the United States
no. 6:. wondering why after anxiously awaiting the release of Conor Oberst's first solo record I still haven't purchased it? anyone heard it? thoughts?
no. 5:. wondering what took me so long to buy the Bon Iver album For Emma, Forever Ago
no. 4:. just realized that the beginning of the college football season is only 14 days away - time to dust off those message board logins and passwords
no. 3:. watched an incredible display of olympic greatness
no. 2:. not sure I like the idea of a "faith debate/forum" but will be watching tonight on CNN [editor's note: this is also airing on FOXNews, who is calling it the "Saddleback Showdown" -- tacky!]
no. 1:. and my favorites headline of the year so far: 'Cinderella, others arrested in Disneyland labor protest'

how valuable is experience? Friday, August 8, 2008


A man from Illinois was running for president. His opponents ridiculed him as inexperienced and woefully unprepared. His only governmental experience had been serving in the Illinois state legislature, plus two years as an obscure member of Congress. He had never held an executive or management position of any kind. Yet, this man was elected president of the United States - twice.


His name was Abraham Lincoln. And they said he was unprepared.*


It's easy to dismiss someone by belittling them. However, I do not believe that is a winning or noble strategy. I hope you don't either. I encourage you (and myself) to stop listening to the soundbites and the talking heads that pontificate about the future of our country like sportscasters before the Super Bowl.


Let's actually research the candidates ourselves. Ignore the stump speeches and talking points - look into the candidates detailed plans for America.


It's all online:
Obama - McCain



the olympics are coming! the olympics are coming!


I know we are all thinking the same thing. How will the athletes breathe in all that air pollution? How in the name of all that is good did China get the Olympics considering all they do in way of violating almost every human right? When did the TeleTubbies turn into a panda fighting force? Will Michael Phelps win the 753 gold medals he is eligible for? Will Team USA Basketball win the gold and do we care? Will NBC send Al Roker to Beijing broker peace between China and Tibet via the stylings of the NEW Celebrity Family Fued?

So many questions. But leave it to the Onion to ask the most elementary and most important question of all. Is it a trap?

fiction friday no. 3 (poetry edition)

About Fiction Friday: I've decided to set a goal of doing something creative every week. To acheive this goal I'll be writing. Any story that pops into my head. I'll post what I write on (tah-dah) Friday.

today and tomorrow

falls like the turn of teardrops on a sand salty cheek
pools like the puddles of shallow sincerity that keep us
cool and separate in this warm twilight absence of air


christmas light sparkle stars are permanently apart of my eyescape
the sound of children playing in the backyard has become the soundtrack
my depression and exhaltation


lets go lets go lets go lets go
please lets go
hurry hurry hurry stop…

lets go back instead

why do you stare at me so so softly
in slow slow motion with your 70s soft soft lighting


the amber glow feels warm until the channel is changed
and the subscription runs out
and the kids grow up

and the time has come to have the talk we’ve all been dreading

thank you thank you thank you and one more time

thank you
you are loved

top 5 potential nicknames now that favre is a jet Thursday, August 7, 2008


Is the singular of J!-E!-T!-S! really jet? Broadway Joe was a classic in more ways than one, but Broadway Brett just doesn't have the same ring to it. I've come up with a few monikers based on NYC landmarks that could come in handy for the Big Apple media - hey, what about "Big Apple Brett"?

1. Rockefeller Favre (doesn't really convey the blue collar vibe he puts out)
2. Madison Square Favre (geographically doesn't make sense, but has a nice ring.)
3. Bushwick Brett (rap and hip-hop anyone?)
4. Flatiron Favre (the building not the essential emo/scene kid hairstyling tool)
5. East Ruthe-Favre, NJ (let's just give up on a nickname and rename the home of Jets.)

I'd love to hear your suggestions.

one day in the life of... Monday, August 4, 2008


I honestly can't remember if I first read Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn's "One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich" in high school or in college. I think it was high school, which on a side note reassures me of the quality education I received growing up. In any event, it along with other books and films, opened my eyes to a way of life and struggle that was completely foreign to me, but not necessarily my generation. I thank God for authors like Solzhenitsyn for they shook my reality and chipped away at a anything resembling complacency for mankind that would like to take root in my heart.


Mr. Solzhenitsyn passed away in Moscow last night at 89 years old. There is, fittingly, an 'eye-opening' tribute to him in today's New York Times that addresses the fact that the man that exposed the world to the evils being carried out in the name of Communism is somehow losing relevance in our modern world - even in his native country. Here is a particulary troubling excerpt:



Approached at a park in Moscow, Taisiya Gunicheva, 17, a college student, said she had heard of Mr. Solzhenitsyn, but could not name any of his books.

She said his work was largely absent from her school curriculum. “Can you imagine, there is nothing about it at all,” she said. “It is sad, but unfortunately, it’s true.”

Nearby was Anton Zimin, 26, an advertising copywriter, who said he was quite familiar with Mr. Solzhenitsyn but doubted that others in his generation were. He said people his age have lost touch with the struggles of their parents and grandparents.

“The problem is that now, it’s all about consumption – this spirit that has engulfed everybody,” Mr. Zimin said. “People prefer to consume everything, the simplest things, and the faster, the better. Books are something that force you to think, reading books requires some effort. But they prefer entertainment.”

Andrei V. Vasilevsky, Editor in Chief of the magazine that first published "One Day...", had this to say for a society that no longer sees the need for larger cultural leaders and thinkers. "There is no demand for great people," he said. "I can't say why, but this fact is simply obvious to me. Famous, notable, popular - yes. But not great, in the fullest sense of the world."


In a related note music industry blogger Bob Lefsetz wrote a nice essay challenging the artists of today based on the life of Mr. Solzhenitsyn in his 'Lefsetz Letter' - click the link to read for yourself.