the olympics are coming! the olympics are coming! Friday, August 8, 2008


I know we are all thinking the same thing. How will the athletes breathe in all that air pollution? How in the name of all that is good did China get the Olympics considering all they do in way of violating almost every human right? When did the TeleTubbies turn into a panda fighting force? Will Michael Phelps win the 753 gold medals he is eligible for? Will Team USA Basketball win the gold and do we care? Will NBC send Al Roker to Beijing broker peace between China and Tibet via the stylings of the NEW Celebrity Family Fued?

So many questions. But leave it to the Onion to ask the most elementary and most important question of all. Is it a trap?

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